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philosophocon on Saturday, September 06, 2008 11:48:52 PM
S. 280: A bill to provide for a program to accelerate the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions in the United States by establishing a market-driven system of greenhouse gas tradeable allowances, to support the deployment of new climate change-related technologies, and to ensure benefits to consumers from the trading in such allowances, and for other purposes. (Joe Lieberman) 11 other co-sponsors, most notable: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Dick Durban Susan Collins, Norm Coleman, Olympia Snowe. Globalony, do I really need to say more?
S. 340: A bill to improve agricultural job opportunities, benefits, and security for aliens in the United States and for other purposes. (Diane Feinstein) Un-friggin’ believable. Note that 30 of the remaining 99 Senators co-sponsored this. Other than McCain there were Joe Biden, Babs Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Larry Craig, Chris Dodd, Russ Feingold, Chuch Hagel, Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry (who served in Vietnaaam), Leaky Leahy, Joe Lieberman, Mel Martinez, Bill Nelson, Barack Obama, Ken Salazar, Chuck Schumer, Olympia Snowe, Arlen Specter, George Voinovitch.
S. 500: A bill to establish the Commission to Study the Potential Creation of the National Museum of the American Latino to develop a plan of action for the establishment and maintenance of a National Museum of the American Latino in Washington, DC, and for other purposes. (Ken Salazar) Other purposes that would have nothing to do with promoting amnesty for illegals, right? 24 other co-sponsors, including usual suspects, Joe Biden, Babs Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Durban, Feingold, Feinstein, Teddy Kennedy, John F. Kerry, Mary Landrieu, Joe Lieberman, Mel Martinez, Rbert Menendez, Ben Nelson, Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer.
S. 625: A bill to protect the public health by providing the Food and Drug Administration with certain authority to regulate tobacco products. (Teddy Kennedy) Can never regulate anything too much, can we, especially not a cash-cow like tobacco? Oh, no wait, I forgot, it’s regulated for health reasons. LMAO. 56 Senate co-sponsors, including: Joe Biden, Barbara Boxer, Robert Byrd, Hillary Clinton, Susan Collins, Dick Durbin, Russ Feingold, Diane Feinstein, Dan Inouye, John Kerry, Mary Landrieu, Frank Lautenberg, Joe Lieberman, Patrick Leahy, Barack Obama, Ken Salazar, Bernie Saunders, Chuckie Schumer, Olympia Snowe, Arlen Specter.
S. 694: A bill to direct the Secretary of Transportation to issue regulations to reduce the incidence of child injury and death occurring inside or outside of light motor vehicles, and for other purposes. (Hillary Rodham Clinton) Yep, we conservatives love regulations, right? I’m sure all those other purposes are part of the enumerated powers, too. 37 Senate co-sponsors, including: Barb Boxer, Chris Dodd, Dick Durban, Russ Feingold, Diane Feinstein, Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry, Frank Lautenberg, Barack Obama, Mark Pryor, Chuckie Schumer, Olympia Snowe and Arlen Specter.. Sure is a lot of comity in the Senate these days, isn’t there? At least between John and the Dems.
S. 774: A bill to amend the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 to permit States to determine State residency for higher education purposes and to authorize the cancellation of removal and adjustment of status of certain alien students who are long-term United States residents and who entered the United States as children, and for other purposes. (Dick Durban) A little more illegal love. 26 co-sponsors, including: Joe Biden, Babs Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Larry Craig, Mike Crapo (great name for a Senator), Chris Dodd, Russ Feingold, Diane Feinstein, Chuch Hagel, Teddy Kennedy, John F. Kerry, Leahy, Joe Lieberman, Dick Lugar, Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Bernie Sanders.
S. 1001: A bill to restore Second Amendment rights in the District of Columbia. (Kay Bailey Hutchinson) 46 co-sponsors. Hey, credit where credit is due.
S. 1341: A bill to provide for the exchange of certain Bureau of Land Management land in Pima County, Arizona, and for other purposes. (John Kyl) McCain was the only co-sponsor. Land-deal Kyl?
S. 1742, 1748: A bill to prevent the Federal Communications Commission from repromulgating the fairness doctrine. (John Thune; Norm Coleman) Again, credit where credit is due. Finally a bill where the other co-sponsors don’t contain the usual suspects.
S. 1771: A bill to increase the safety of swimming pools and spas by requiring the use of proper anti-entrapment drain covers and pool and spa drainage systems, to educate the public about pool and spa safety, and for other purposes. (Mark Pryor) Holy nanny-state Batman! Other co-sponsors included Dick Durban, John Kerry and John Warner.
S. 1780: A bill to require the FCC, in enforcing its regulations concerning the broadcast of indecent programming, to maintain a policy that a single word or image may be considered indecent. (John Rockefeller) Can I think of a few single words for them, although they wouldn’t get past the TH censors. Co-sponsors included Robert Byrd (betcha he knows an indecent word or two when he sees them), Daniel Inouye and Mark Pryor.
S. 1862: A bill to provide for the exchange and conveyance of certain National Forest land and other land in southeast Arizona, and for other purposes. (Jon Kyl) Land-deal Kyl strikes again, McCain only co-sponsor.
S. 1984: A bill to strengthen immigration enforcement and border security and for other purposes. (Jon Kyl) Co-sponsors include Lindsey Graham, Mel Martinez and Arlen Specter, which leads me to believe the description is probably somewhat misleading, to say the least. 1984 is probably a good number for it, double-speak and all that rot. Where’s the dam fence?
S. 2348: A bill to ensure control over the United States border and to strengthen enforcement of the immigration laws. (John Cornyn) Co-sponsors included Pete Domenici, Lindsey Graham, Mel Martinez, Arlen Specter and John Sununu. Again, nice title, but I’d be more impressed if the list of co-sponsors wasn’t dominated by guys I know are soft on illegal immigration. And if something has actually been done on the issue, I must have missed it. Where’s the dam fence?
S. 2543: A bill to amend title 18, United States Code, to prohibit taking minors across State lines in circumvention of laws requiring the involvement of parents in abortion decisions. (John Ensign) This is a good one.
S. 2587: A bill to amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to provide for compensation to States incarcerating undocumented aliens charged with a felony or 2 or more misdemeanors. (Diane Feinstein) Co-sponsors included Barbara Boxer, Larry Craig, Mike Crapo (I don’t know him, just like his name), Pete Domenici, Dick Durban, Charles Schumer and Fartin’ Arlen Specter (he stinks).
S. 2731: A bill to authorize appropriations for fiscal years 2009 through 2013 to provide assistance to foreign countries to combat HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria, and for other purposes. (Joe Biden) Forget about nationalized health care, bring on internationalized health care. Go for the gusto, I always say. Co-sponsors included: Chris Dodd, Dick Durbin, Chuck Hagel, Teddy Kennedy, John Kerry, Carl Levin, Richard Lugar, Barack Obama, Olympia Snowe.
S. 3077: A bill to strengthen transparency and accountability in Federal spending. (Barack Obama) I nearly peed in my pants when I saw this one. Only three co-sponsors, McCain, Thomas Carper and Tom Coburn.
S. 3159: A bill to require Congress to specify the source of authority under the United States Constitution for the enactment of laws, and for other purposes. (Tom Coburn) Yeah, right, I wish! Again, I wish I had been wearing a pair of Depends when I saw this one. Although since there was a scarcity of Dem co-sponsors, it might actually have been a decent bill. If I understand the last major action report, it’s been sent to die in committee.
S. AMDT.30 to S.1: To establish a Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Joe Lieberman) Are these guys politicians or comedians? Look at the other co-sponsors: Susan Collins, Russ Feingold, John Kerry and Barack Obama.
S. AMDT. 43 to S.1: To require disclosure of earmark lobbying by lobbyists. (Joe Lieberman) The other two co-sponsors: Russ Feingold and Barack Obama. Good for you, Uncle Joe.
S. AMDT. 411 to S. 4: To advance and strengthen democracy globally through peaceful means using transformational diplomacy to assist foreign countries to implement democratic forms of government, to strengthen respect for internationally accepted human rights standards and norms in foreign countries through increased United States advocacy, to strengthen alliances of democratic countries, and to increase support for programs of nongovernmental organizations, individuals, and private groups that promote democracy. (Joe Lieberman) McCain was the only co-sponsor. The McCain-Lieberman doctrine? He really should’ve picked Uncle Joe for veep, two peas in a pod.
S. AMDT. 990 to S.1028: To provide for the importation of prescription drugs. (Byran Dorgan) Co-sponsors include: Chuck Grassley, Claire McCaskill, Bernie Sanders, Olympia Snowe. Hey, as a Canadian I can hook you up to cheap meds, whaddaya need? Probably Ritalin, you guys seem to go through that like Barry through weed. Oops, I mean like Barry used to go through weed, yeah, that’s the ticket. Hey, doping kids is easier than teaching them. Now that’s school choice that even Marion Barry can believe in.
S. AMDT. 1173 to S.1348: To provide for minimum sentences for aliens who re-enter the United States after removal. (Lindsey Graham) Also co-sponsored by Mel Martinez. I’m sure Lindsey meant to say minimal, and the typo will be corrected soon.
S. AMDT. 2412 to H.R. 2638: To ensure control over the United States borders and strengthen enforcement of the immigration laws. (Lindsey Graham) Other co-sponsors: Norm Coleman, Pete Domenici, Mel Martinez and Arlen Specter. Geez, I never knew Graham was such a hawk on border control. Oh wait he isn’t. Could somebody who speaks BS please read these and get back to me on what they actually say?
S. AMDT. 2480 to H.R. 2638: To ensure control over the United States borders and strengthen enforcement of the immigration laws. (Lindsey Graham) This one must have been good, 30 co-sponsors, divided almost 50-50 between Dems and Rinos, such as: Lamar Alexander, Sheets Byrd, Norm Coleman, Pete Domeneci, Diane Feinstein (she only signs on to the ones that are really tough on illegal immigrants, or the hired help as she calls them), Mary Landrieu, Mel Martinez, Mark Pryor, Ken Salazar, Arlen Specter, John Warner and Jim Webb. Wow, Lindsey’s tackling this issue single-handedly!
S. AMDT. 3117 to H.R. 3222: To improve the security of United States borders. (Lindsey Graham) Other co-sponsors include: Pete Domeneci, Mel Martinez, Mark Pryor and Arlen Specter. So where’s the dam fence, or I have I said that already?
S. AMDT. 4302 to S. CON. RES. 70: To provide for a reserve fund for legislation to provide access, coverage, and choice for every American to quality and affordable care. (Judd Gregg) But it must have been for the children, because Judd had 36 co-sponsors, including: Lamar Alexander, Larry Craig, Mike Crapo (man I love this guy), Jim DeMint, John Ensign, Joe Lieberman, Mel Martinez, Ken Salazar and George Voinovich. You have to have money put aside for legislation? I thought these guys got paid salaries to pass legislation. Care, huh, as in health care probably? What does choice usually mean in this context?
S. AMDT. 4347 to S.CON.RES.70: To establish an earmark moratorium for fiscal year 2009. (Jim DeMint) Other co-sponsors: Hilary Rodham Rodham Lindsey Graham, Mel Martinez and Barack Obama. Good idea, but the motion was ruled out of order by the Chair.